Sunday, January 23, 2011

It's a different world out there!

Dustin and I have been looking at different houses, and land in several area's. Well my brother Benjamin, has been telling us about this place close to him that has 30 acres, a house, and a nice barn with stalls and an indoor arena. It sounded really good, and even look great online when we looked it up. Dustin and I decided to go up there and take a look at it. 

Ben had went up there earlier this week and checked it out and was telling me about it, and said it was nice but needed some TLC on the barn and fencing; but the house was in great shape. He said that you did have to cross a creek to get to it, but Dustin and I didn't think anything about that. Keep in mind we both want to live as far out in the country as we can get so crossing a creek was not that big of a deal to either of us. 

So this afternoon we pile in Dustins truck, and head to Westmorland/Macon County area. It took us about 45 minutes to get there. We met Ben at the Dollar General in town so he could tell us where to go and tell us more about it. So we are going down these country one lane roads, so far so good Dustin and I are really liking it! Since we got that snow on Friday, these roads were still all white, and some ice on them; because no-one comes out to clear the roads. We then come up on a truck with two women on the side of the road picking up sticks, as Ben and I take a closer look we notice she is caring a pistol!

Warning! Why is she caring a pistol, I thought if we were back here in the country people were nice and helpful? ( I mean not to brag, but White House has always been nice and helpful to people.)We then go on down the road and there is police tape all over the place.. HMM?? Then Ben proceeds to tell me, " Oh yeah by the way police are always busting up meth labs around here." "You can look at the paper and there is like a whole page of just police reports on meth labs that were busted up that week." Really Ben thank you for telling us that now. I guess it's a good thing he told us about it now and not when or if we did buy the place.. Right?

Then we turn off on to a gravel road, we then assume that we are almost there since we are hitting gravel. NOPE! Then there is the creek, when Ben said we had to cross a creek to get there I at least thought there was a bridge. WRONG again, we have to cross a creek like you would if you were driving on someones land. This is no shallow creek, it was some what deep, so anyone with a car there is no possible way you are coming to visit us. We finally "reach our destination."

The house is like a 70's home, two bedroom, nice living room and kitchen, one bathroom. Just a small simple home, that would be great to start off with. You would then think that the land was behind the house.. WRONG AGAIN, the house is on one side of the road, and the barn and land were on the other side of the road. One barn that was on the place would def need to be torn down, it is falling apart anyways. We then get to the barn I am so anxious to see, has twelve stalls, tack room, office, and an indoor arena. It was very nice, now the previous owner's have let it go down hill, but putting time into it and some money and it would be fixed back up and looking great. We then walk around the acreage it was all flat, with a creek around your property line. There was a pond deal it had a duck house deal in the middle of it; and like a mote around it. We were all laughing about that, who really does that? Obviously people around here do. 

After looking around the whole place for an hour, we were just amazed by how flat it was, and how beautiful it was around there. Two dogs show up in the front yard of the house, I am thinking ok whose dogs are these. Ben again says, "oh yeah the neighbor said that dogs are always getting dropped off here." GREAT! We will always have two - three dogs around here that won't be ours. SUPER! (NOT) So as we were driving away, Ben said to take a left and go down the road he wanted to show us just how close the feed mill was to us; and how convient that it was. He was right it is definatly super close to us, not even five mintues from the house. 

We then pass a house with TONS of goats everywhere, not to mention there were guineas, peacocks as well walking around. Oh and what do you know there are chickens in there front yard; and on the road. Then the rooster's that we saw, they weren't your ordinary rooster's, those things looked like rooster's people fight. Then when you see the guys walk out of the barn you definatly have different things running through your mind. Dustin and I both just looked at each other like, well maybe this just isn't for us. To find the humor in it all, everywhere we passed had 10-12 horses in each pasture, just with a huge roll of hay out there to eat on. Dustin then says, "your horse will look like a freaking champion compaired to all these mutts around here." We all just started busting out laughing, he is always funny, but he is also very honest and you never know what is going to fly out of his mouth. 

In conlusion, you just never know what you are going to see when you are looking for somwhere to live. So Westmorland / Macon County I just don't think we were made to live there, that can be crossed off our list. Next Cross Plains, or Dixon here we come, we hope you are more welcoming to us and our precious heathens. 

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Reality TV

So, I am addicted to the stupidest shows ever. One example of those stupid shows, is The Jersey Shore. They are just plain crazy, and get in argument and fights over some of the stupidest things. Then I look at the money they make, like please pay me what they get paied and I would love to just be myself 24/7. So that got me to thinking..

Dustin and I do some pretty weird things, I am not going to list any and all of these things; because you would be reading forever! Today has proved to me the things we do are pretty dumb, well the things he does and I laugh at. For instance we are constantly going places, or doing things, dropping stuff off, running here and running there. (not my choice Dustin is always on the go) So today as Dustin and I are on our way back home from the movies possibly 10 minutes from my house; and he starts like jumping it looked like from the corner of my eye. What he was doing was leaning up really fast with his seat belt on while driving. Why was he doing this you wonder? He was doing it to see if we wrecked if his seat belt would hold him back. So I am just laughing because, who seriously does this while driving down the road? Better yet who thinks of that while driving. He does this all the way home pretty much, he then ask me to do it I am laughing so hard I can't really see to do anything; because I am crying. So I lean up fast and it pulls me back like it is suppose to. So that just made him mad and he continues to do it, he still doesn't have any luck with the seat belt holding him back. So that is one thing I believe people would just laugh at, or really think these people are not normal.

Next there could be the greatest song on weather it's the radio, or on a CD and no matter how much I love it and just want to listen to it, Dustin always has to ruin it. When I say ruin it I mean Dustin starts to sing and make up new lyrics or words to it. Dustin can sing when he wants to, but most of the time he is screaming or doing this twang voice I can't stand. He just thinks it is the funniest thing ever, while I am in the passenger seat giving him the death stare. If people could see this, they would probably laugh so hard they would cry.

Also, does anyone get random text from their significant others through the day? Well I do, ALL the time they are sweet, sometimes they are pretty random like off the wall things. Like he could have heard a song on the radio again; and make words up to it and just send it to me thinking it is so sweet or so funny. When my friends read these things they just are like I don't get it, or they just laugh because it doesn't make any sense. Like the Adam Sandler deal where he says.. "Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight." His saying is, "Back to work. Back to work, to prove to Molly that I can work. I got my dinner pack up, my boots tied tight, I hope the inmates don't try to fight." Who thinks of things like that? It just cracks me up, I never know what is going to get sent to me. 

Anyways, my point is I really think Dustin and I could make a great hit on our own reality tv show. With our wonderful friends and family, not to mention all our heathens. We may be getting another heathen here soon, you will just have to stayed tuned to my blog to find out. See another great point in why we would make it, you never know what you are going to get!!! Just to prove my point, I may just put a camera in our trucks just to prove to everyone we are pretty amazing. 

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Job well done!

My parents have officially made it back from Atlanta Georgia! Although I don't care for this wonderful weather we are having, it did make for some good photo opportunities. So I hope you enjoy just a FEW that I was able to take.


Teal Boy enjoying running in tthe snow

Pearl a calf I have raised since she was born-- can't you tell she is the leader?

Young Heifer's

Pearl Again 

Coop


I hope you enjoy some of these, wish I could have taken more but as you can read on my previous post I had my hands full! I don't think this snow is going away for a while so I am sure I will be able to get back out there; and take some more photographs.


Sunday, January 9, 2011

Winter Weather Storm-- You are not welcome here!

How many days are there until Spring time?

I know it's been a couple of weeks since I have written on this new trend called “blogging”. There hasn't been too much going on just the usual work and school, oh wait no no school just work! I know I have such an exciting life, you don't have to tell me.

As of last Friday my parents left for Atlanta Georgia! That is right Mr and Mrs Kirkpatrick have taken a so called “vacation” together for a week. So where does that leave me? That is right here in Tennessee taking care of this lovely farm. It's no big deal, I have taken care of everything here on this farm several times.... alright I will admit more than several times. Here is the PROBLEM. They left at a perfect time.. when this “Winter Storm Warning” is here.

So these next few days are going to be a blast, let me just take you through what my days will be like. Wake up around 7, bundle up in about 20 layers so I can stay warm in these eleven degree mornings that I have had to wake up to. Let the three hellions out( in case you don't know that is Lilly, Teal, and Daisy) Get in this “Mule”, choke it FOREVER to get it to start in this cold weather. Start heading down the drive way, to take care of all these animals.

Turn on the barn lights run the extension cord to the tractor try and turn it on, ok won't turn over lets spray this crap on it, finally turns on. Let it warm up, yeah I wish I had that nice cab tractor's with heat and radio that would be nice but no.. no I don't. While that is running, I get two buckets of corn to feed one group of calves. Then get another bucket of corn , walk over to the barn again let my good ole trusty goat out, we head to the chicken yard. (yes the goat stays with the chickens or else she will not shut up all day long.) Pour the corn out, go and open up the chicken house, watch my head, because this wonderful rooster of ours has it out for me and likes to fly out at my head every morning, if he doesn't do that then he just pecks at my legs. This all started because I would gently hit him with the bucket to get him out of the way so I could pour water out, and yeah now he just attacks me. It's ok he has it coming one of these days. Go inside and check the chicken house to make sure there are no dead chickens. I kid you not ever since my parents have left town a chicken has died every single day, as my brother likes to say I am the worst chicken farmer ever. Thank you I really appreciate those wonderful words of encouragement. Go all the way to my grandparents basement get water walk all the way out to the chicken yard and water them, gather whatever eggs there are, walk all the way back to the basement clean them off and put them in a egg carton.

Fill up this stupid bin that is attached to the mule which consist of filling up tons of buckets and pour into this bin, this isn't just a few buckets this is like twenty buckets of corn into this bin. Yes this was suppose to be convenient for daddy but it is more of just a pain in the butt. Once that is full then I drive all the way back to the back of our place, feed this set of cows. While trying to feed out corn there are cows running into the mule, running in front of it, poking their head in. While driving I have to dodge all these fatties, I finally stop to open the bin to feed corn and continue to drive while they run for the food.
I make it out of that bunch, then on to the other field to the other set of cows, where I do this same thing again, but in this bunch I have one cow that pokes her head in and just chills, like I can ride in there with you. Yeah just hitting it in the head well I say hitting; but you have seen how big my fist are it's more like tapping on her head to her at least. Feed out corn there and head back to the barn lot.

Tractor is ready and start to feed out hay to all these cows; that gets done but here is the best part of it all. Are you ready for this? Breaking ice on all these ponds, thank you weather for not getting above thirty while my parents are gone. This task takes forever, you have seen how big I am 5”3 just muscle! (lie) I know. This axe is half my size, and seriously this job takes an hour to break three holes in three ponds for all these cows knowing that I am just going to have to do it again soon.

You would think I am done, but still have to take care of my horse. That isn't even hard throw some grain, and hay , and fresh water and she is good to go. Then drive back up the driveway to put the hellions up and feed them. I am done by 10, yeah that is right I started around 7. Do you see how long this all takes?

So until Thursday anyone is welcome to come take on this wonderful job, I put in my notice! That is right I quit! Yeah I wish I could do that. From now on my parents are only able to go on their little “vacations” when it's warm weather!! I hope and pray that none of these cows have calves while they are gone, then I am really screwed!!
By the way if anyone wants a rooster you are more than welcome to take this one off my hands, if not he will meet his maker real soon.

Have a wonderful week!